First of all, you all should know that I did try to find a word for  "productivity" that began with the letter "r" for the sake of  alliteration. Clearly, I was unsuccessful.
My 202 prof is  definitely a more radical version of Professor Binns. Yes, that Binns.  Harry Potter's ghost history teacher. He's who Binns would be if Binns  charged his hair with static electricity, changed into jeans, and  started making his students take turns saying the word "summer."
(Side  note: Can ghosts change their clothes? I will look into that.  Oh...survey says "no." Sorry, Prof Binns. At least you can spend your  laundromat money on butterbeer.)
Speaking of the  laundromat...sometimes I do laundry just because I miss the smell of it.  I crave the smell of fabric softener the way I would normally crave  chocolate or PBS Kids. Perhaps I am destined to be a laundress. Oh,  wait. Reality check. I'm a feminist.
(Side note: "I don't want to  be a laundress; I want to be famous!" Anyone? Name that movie. First  person to get it right...gets...a shout-out in my next post.)
(Side  note the second: That's a terrible prize. Fine, you request a prize.  One that can be fulfilled anonymously from within the confines of this  blog. Good luck.)
(Side note the third: Now no one wants to identify that quote. It would take longer to think up a prize.)
Recent  obsession: 8tracks. I want to make a playlist consisting of all the  songs I listen to on the way to class that make me feel like I could  conquer the world and all of its problems. And I think I will call this  playlist..."All the Songs I Listen to On the Way to Class That Make Me  Feel Like I Could Conquer the World and All of Its Problems."
Boom. Did you hear that? It was the sound of dynamite.
(Side note: Not really, though. I really don't want the Patriot Act to come hammering on my door at all hours of the night.)
 
"I don't want to be a laundress, I want to be famous!"
ReplyDeleteHairspray.
A shout-out would be much appreciated!
Also, a song that can make you feel as though you can conquer the world, I suggest, "Go the Distance" from Disney's Hercules movie.